Speaking of me kittehs....

I used to think that teeny tiny kittens had the monopoly on fluffy cuteness until our two grew up. Here's some seriously cute kitteh video footage. Warning: this contains some disturbingly incestuous tongue action between two litter mates.

My fur babies

Yes folks, I have to admit it, I'm a loopy old lady with cats. I just had to put a photo of them in. This is their baby photo, when they first adopted us. It's not very obvious, but they are litter mates. Same mother, different father. Obviously a pussy of questionable morals. But hey, we don't mind if their mother is a slut. They're three years old now, or 24 years old in cat years, so we have been through the teenage trantrums, the slamming doors and rolling eyes, and now they're young adults.


But it's about time they went out and got jobs and stop treating this house like a feckin hotel. Look at them, lying around on the sofa all day, when they should be earning their keep.

They hardly ever bring a mouse in, even. I'm
thinking of sending the fluffy lad up chimneys.
I'd bet he could earn a few bob for us. It'd be cash in paw too.




But like any parent, I'm concerned about the drug culture that pervades the youth of today. Especially all this rave culture. Here's one of the young fella taken at recent rave. Paws in the air, eed out of his little furry tits he is, look at him! What are we rearing at all, at all?